Nobody wants to be stopped to accelerate, but the truth is that sometimes we are. And sometimes, when confronted with the possibility of a ticket, people say or do something and we mean EVERYTHING to come out of it. Here are 20 fun ways to get out of a speeding ticket that you should never use. Here we do not tolerate any of these “tactics” and we are not responsible for anything that happens if you choose to forego common sense. Seriously … DO NOT USE THIS!
Here is 20 Way
1. Change the subject.
While the officer is talking to you, try to change the topic of your conversation. For example, try to talk to him about dogs, donuts or other topics that may interest you.
2. Give the traffic enforcer some sense of perspective.
Make sure the officer knows that the speed at which he was arrested is nothing more than the crimes he did not commit, such as arson or murder. That way, the tempo will not look so bad, and it’ll just let you go your own way. Give your life perspective.
3. Learn to flirt.
If you are a woman, try to flirt. If you’re wearing a tight shirt and think you have a good shelf, leaned in until the officer forgets why he’s even addressed you. As a side note, this only works with a male or a lesbian officer. So if you have a heterosexual wife or a gay man, this approach will not help you at all.
4. Say that you are already late to work.
The civil servant should let you go if he knows you’re just trying to be a responsible member of society.
5. Tell the police officer that you are from another country.
Just make sure that the officer knows that the speed at which he was arrested has nothing to do with the crimes he did not commit, such as arson or murder. That way, the tempo will not look so bad, and it’ll just let you go your own way. Give your life perspective.
6. Blackmail the officer.
At the same time, if the policeman pays you fine, stop him by effective blackmail. Tell him that he has evidence that he is actually cheating on his wife or girlfriend. When he asks for evidence, he simply draws a realistic sketch of how he cheats on his partner.
7. Disorient the officer.
When the officer approaches and asks if he knows how fast he has driven, he confuses himself and shouts, “What’s that ?!” and show. When the officer turns around, take his hat and put it on. You are now a policeman. Arrest the other officer and do not forget to read his Miranda rights.
8. Drive backward.
Make sure you always drive backward if you want to drive fast. In this way, the officer, when asked how fast he thinks he is going, can tell them “-60 miles per hour.” Technically, that does not speed things up.
9. If you give a cop a cookie.
You say that the best way to reach a man’s heart is over your stomach. The same applies to bulls. Make sure you have cookies every time you drive. If the policeman stops you and punishes you for speeding, offer him some biscuits. But make sure they are good cookies. Bribes do not work with raw biscuits.
10. Wear a Batman costume.
If you wear a Batman costume and behave like the real Batman, every police officer will surely feel that asking questions is not necessary just because you are a Batman.
11. Be the most dramatic woman that you can be.
Some say one of the best ways a driver can escape a fine is crying. This is because, according to psychology, a woman who cries has the ability to generate strong compassion. So, ladies, just yell your eyes.
12. Play or sing the song “Right Thurr” by Chingy.
If you play or sing this Chingy song, be sure to keep eye contact with the officer. After each sentence you say, sing the line “Right Thurr” until you are tired of complaining about your pace.
13. Pretend that you’ve just come from the beach.
Keep a handful of sand in your car every time you drive. If a policeman stops you, you cover-up in the sand, and if I ask you how fast you drive, you can simply say, “I was on the beach.” When he informs you that it’s no excuse to get off the beach, break and cry and scream how little you feel loved.
14. Tell the officer that your cousin has just died.
If you drive with another passenger in the car, inform the police officer that your cousin has just died. Make sure your passenger pretends to be your cousin and convincingly dead. If possible, stop breathing for as long as possible.
15. The Garden State approach
Tell the officer that you’re from Minnesota. However, this will not work if you are actually in Minnesota.
16. Floor it!
You can completely get away from the police, and most likely you will have a sweet demeanor in your local news or COPS.
17. Pretend that you have to poop.
If the officer comes up to you and asks you for information, just turn yourself as if you want to shit yourself. Do not forget the look of pain on your face as you say, “Excuse me for speeding, Officer, but I really have to do a bowel movement.”
18. Tell the officer that your car is having some technical difficulties.
One of the best ways to get out of a ticket is to pretend that your car has technical problems, such as: For example, that your speedometer is not working. When the officer asks if he knows how fast he drives, he can say, “No, officer, I didn’t really do it, my speedometer is broken.
19. The Back to the Future approach.
If the officer asks how fast he is traveling, say 88 miles per hour. He’ll think he’s just gone into the past and probably will leave him alone.
20. Use a Jedi mind trick.
As the officer approaches, use the Force, move your hand a little and say, “This is not the car you are looking for.” Now, remember that the Jedi’s mental tricks only work for the weak. So be careful who you try.